1. Do you work here?

I get asked this a lot, whether I'm in a school, courtroom, graveyard, home depot, bank vault..ha......you name it. I look employed! I never seem to look that way when I'm trying to get into a WhiteStripes show that's sold out though. Go figure.

And if you're here asking this...it's your lucky day! I do work here. so slowly and stupidly...but I work!

2. What's your favorite song?

This one kills me! I can't pick one! First off, I'm moody....they can change from day to day. Second, there are too many good ones. Book me and I'll come and play favorite songs all night!

3. Is that your dog?

No..no..he's just following me around....really...

4. Do you have an extra pick?

Yes!

5. Why? Why? Why?

I'll be damned if I know. : }

6. Can I have that?

What for?

7. And why were you speeding Ms McLean?

????????